Don't Talk To Me

Don't Talk to Me Until My Cup Is Empty.
Seriously. Even the chicken knows better.

This mug isn't just any coffee cup—it's a warning. For colleagues, housemates, and other daredevils who think you're approachable before your first (or fifth) cup of coffee.

With a moody chicken that perfectly captures your feelings. Because if even a chicken gets it, why not everyone else?

✔ Available in 330ml and 220ml – depending on how much silence you need
✔ Irritated chicken + honest message = morning peace guaranteed
✔ Made from durable ceramic – for coffee, tea or pure survival
✔ Ideal for home, work, or as a passive-aggressive gift for that early bird

Place it in front of you, take a sip and let the mug do the talking.
Until then? Keep it friendly. Shut up.